Archon Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 <Former personality deleted> <Execute Secondary Directive> <Processing...> <Processing...> <Processing...> <Processing...> <Processing...> <Secondary Directive Complete> <Execute Minor Directive; Introduction> Hello Reclaimers... I am Monitor of Installation 07. <Scanning Memory Core...> <Scan Complete> <Scanning Directives...> <Scan Complete> <Execute Minor Directive; Introduction> Hello Reclaimers... I am 819 Impetuous Repercussion, Monitor of Installation 07. <Reboot Process has been completed> <Execute Assimilation> <Status: In process> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitamin Pwn Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 welcome back 819 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted October 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 welcome back 819 <Execute Directive: Speech> <Directive Complete> Thank you, reclaimer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 OMG it's 819! My favorite AI in the known Universe! Welcome back, you big beautiful floating ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted October 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 OMG it's 819! My favorite AI in the known Universe! Welcome back, you big beautiful floating ball. <Memory Scanned: Subject: Father Bullet> <Recognition Capabilities Enabled> <Complete> Hello, it is good to see you again Reclaimer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt S-501 Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 welcome back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John-117 Jr. Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 OMG it's 819! My favorite AI in the known Universe! Welcome back, you big beautiful floating ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John-117 Jr. Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 And make sure you don't kill Sgt. Johnson ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted October 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 And make sure you don't kill Sgt. Johnson ok? He's already dead Reclaimer... though worry not. I retrieved DNA samples from his death location on Installation 04 I'm now working on cloning him... 37 Attempts... all unsuccessful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father B Posted October 17, 2011 Report Share Posted October 17, 2011 I'm now working on cloning him... 37 Attempts... all unsuccessful. Well keep up the good work, 819. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Dog Posted October 27, 2011 Report Share Posted October 27, 2011 Sorry for the belated hello 819, I was grounded by my mom for getting into the Klondike Bars and eating them all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSlAyEr13579 Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Hello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted October 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 Sorry for the belated hello 819, I was grounded by my mom for getting into the Klondike Bars and eating them all! If I were human, I would be proud. What's a... Klondike Bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Dog Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 If I were human, I would be proud. What's a... Klondike Bar? A human energy source comprised of delicious vanilla ice cream covered in a rich chocolate shell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted October 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 A human energy source comprised of delicious vanilla ice cream covered in a rich chocolate shell. Hmmm... Dissecting nutritional values of the ingredients. -Incoherent mumbling- So that explains the percentage of the Human population suffering from obesity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardent Prayer Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 i didnt know you left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCPO Mayh3m Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 Welcome back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Welcome back 819, and as before, I do NOT want to see your library. *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted November 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Are people seriously that unaware of who I am? 819 Impetuous Repercussion MONITOR OF INSTALLATION 343!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Oh lord, he's gone all "crazy monitor" again. :/ Somebody get the spartan laser. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted November 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Again? Pffft. I've entered a state of MEta-stability. I am not crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Sure... Sure... Keep talking to me and ignore those men with the restraints... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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