VinWarrior Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Granted, but Skrillix claims rights over it, and sues you, winning the gun. I wish for Gears of Halo Theft Auto 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-38 Boss Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Granted. The intensity of the game melts your face. You now have no face. Also, you're Kanye West now. Don't ask why. I wish I could make mindbogglingly amazing sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Granted, but due to copyright and licencing constraints, you're so called "Ultra Sandwiches" become property of Steven Colbert. Don't ask why. I wish "Bleed" by Meshuggah was out of my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Granted, but to get it out of your head, you bleed 3 gallons. I wish for cool new shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Granted, but your shoes are composed of hot coals. I wish to go to the next universe over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Granted, in the next universe, Dinosaurs wear top-hats and drink tea, then, their world explodes, don't ask why. I wish that Grand Theft Auto V would release already!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Granted. But because of the early release, it costs $10,000. Also, it sucks. Don't ask why. I wish for people to start posting in halofight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Granted, but you are unable to participate or read the thread. I wish that they would show a new trailer of the next Halo game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Granted. It shows Master Chief in a Poncho and a Sombrero working at Taco Bell. I wish for every girl in the world to adore me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Church Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Granted. But they only think you're cute! I wish to rule the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted August 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Granted. You now rule The World... of Warcraft. I wish for some Sea Legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Granted. You now have legs made of seawater, and cannot walk as a result. I wish to get emails more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 Granted. They are hate-mail by an army of angry CoD fans. I wish that the friendzone was fictional, like the Twilight Zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 Granted, but now there is something worse than the friendzone, called the Sithzone, where you are hated by almost everyone, and you destroy that which you care about. I wish that I didn't have to go to school ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 Granted. Your offspring becomes dumb, and you lead to the destruction of the Human empire. I wish that I owned a real Battle Rifle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 Granted, but you accidentally kill everyone you know with it. I wish that I had unity pro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeker of Truth Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 Granted. Your offspring becomes dumb, and you lead to the destruction of the Human empire. I wish that I owned a real Battle Rifle. Granted. But you drop it and it fires, hitting you in the groin. I wish I had a pet bald eagle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 Granted but the Eagle becomes angry and disembowels you. I wish for an awesome pair of sunglasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 Granted, but they are coated with a acidic paint, which burns your face. Granted, but you accidentally kill everyone you know with it. I wish that I had unity pro. I wish to know why my post was ignored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Granted, it's because I liked the other one's quality better. I wish for Giant Ten-foot lizards to roam the streets of Manhattan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWeggen Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Granted. but the guy in charge of the size over compensated so now thar is a 245 foot tall lizard that is laying eggs every ware. I wish for moas from reach to be new vhical dlc in halo 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gojira Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Granted but they self destruct upon mount. I wish to be an ODST. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Granted. You spend years going through intensive training as skilled commanders break down every emotion and feeling in your body, then you are shipped off to the gruesome Human-Covenant war. I wish that the wishes above me and below me never happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenzer Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Granted but the genie of wishes comes and traps you in the hole of all corrupted wishes then he restores the wishes I wish that we finally invent a shaw fujikawa translight engine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan-104 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Granted, but its for remote control airplanes. I wish for games to be updated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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