I_Make_Big_Boom Posted July 15, 2013 Report Share Posted July 15, 2013 I'm not sure if this is on here, but anyway I'm stealing this from the almost dead Halo4Nation forum. What you do is this: You wish for something: Doesn't matter what it is. Could be for the world to be covered in Dog crap 3 feet high for all I care. Then it's the person below's job to "corrupt" that wish. Here's how it goes... Lame Guy 1: I wish for a cool awesome little Pony that's on fire! Dumb Dood 2: Granted. But you're house caught on fire from parading you're horse through the halls. I wish for some new hair. Lame Guy 1: Granted. But you're hair is a bunch of cables and you end up getting strangled to death. I wish that everywhere I go, people would always give me high fives. Horrible Horrendous Harry 3: Granted. But they all would say "High Five! Alright!" and you'd have to clap uncontrollably every time they do that. I wish my Car could fly... And so on. I'll start us off, but after that EVERYONE must Corrupt the Above wish, and then also wish for something in the same post. I wish the Moon would blow up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted. But doing so you cause the ocean waves to become extremely high and you drown.I wish for a box of blue pineapples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted July 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted. But sadly the Blue Pineapples combust and blow up. I wish I could find the damn remote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but it's out of batteries and the only ones you have are actually time bombs.I wish to be happy. ): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted July 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted. But moments later you watch a Cow get Mauled by a Cougar, and then your sad again. I wish for a Standing ovation or whatever you call it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but everyone is actually paralyzed, so no soup for you.I wish for more people to play this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-38 Boss Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but it's me, therefore the quality drops tremendously. I wish I had some Sausage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but we only serve pepperoni (which comes from pepperponies) so it's not actually sausage.I wish for pickles to grow naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinWarrior Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but they are poisoned by bugs and you die I wish that I was a master at every game I touched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-38 Boss Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, Unfortunately I cut off your hands, so you can no longer touch games. I wish I had a Bag filled with other Bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but the bag holding the bags had a hole, resulting in all bags falling out into a small fire that magically appeared to make your dreams fall apart.I wish to wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Is not JL Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 And so you managed to wish for wishing, endlessly trapping you in a vortex of spatial and temporal distortions. I wish for fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but you were assassinated because someone didn't like you.I wish for no famine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted July 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted. You end up having an overabundance of food, which causes Heart failure to skyrocket. I wish I could fly, while becoming The Fly, while answering a call on the fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but every fly in the world comes to kill you because they think you are mocking them.I wish for a dish of fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted July 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 You're wish is my comma- *while delivering the Dish of Fish the Waitor trips and dumps the food all over you* Anyhoo I wish Steven Speilberg and James Cameron would have a gaint climactic Robot Monster battle for the control of Middle Earth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but Earth blew up.I wish for Halo 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GryffinGuy007 Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but Earth blew up. I wish for Halo 5 Sure, here you go. *places in Xbox. Utter failure of a game* I wish for... freedom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but everyone else just lost it.I wish for a llama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GryffinGuy007 Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but everyone else just lost it. I wish for a llama. You get the llama, but it spits in your mouth. I want Brony to not watch MLP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaxx Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but it only lasts for 5 minutes. I wish that Lord Insignia was made head Admin of the site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but he drops his pastels on the server drive. I wish for a new blankie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconShelf Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but it strangles you in your sleep and you choke to death. I wish for no one else to make wishes. EVAH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composite Armour Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but the "make a wish" foundation is all but gone. You evil person. I wish for more wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconShelf Posted July 16, 2013 Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but Microsoft wishes for Xbox One o have all the DRM back and all that crap. I wish for this wish to not be corrupted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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