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I know where you live now.
Am I lying? Give me five days.
Day 1: Your home wil seem eerily threatening.
Day 2: You cellphone will mysteriously dile 'Seymore', but you won't be able to find it in your contacts.
Day 3: Opera music will play from underneath your carpet.
Day 4: You won't be able to make a poo.
Day 5: I'm coming for you!
One problem: I don't have a cell phone
And just so you know...I keep a 9mm within reach. Just a heads up
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Hey guys! Church here, bringing you a new video. On the night of the Halo MCC launch, a camera crew and I went around to a few GameStops to get some fan interviews, meet people in the community, and generally have a good time. Here's the recap of the evening.
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I'm not sure how to get the existing LAN to work, but you might be able to fudge it by setting up a custom game over xbox live, and then sending the other people invites. It'll technically be an xbox live match, but it will be the same as a LAN game.
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Tap-tap-tap. Tap, tap, tap. Tap-tap-tap. SOS. SOS. Please save me.
I don't even remember how long I've been in here. The darkness seems solid, almost permeable, the air thick with the stench of the dead. The floating things used to pause and look at me, only to float away hurriedly. They cannot help me, and have tarried here too long, their glowing eyes looking ahead to things that endlessly need doing. Now they endlessly pass me by, dimly lighting the prison of my own making.
Tap-tap-tap. Tap, tap, tap. Tap-tap-tap.
On my right is the door, the one I shut so hurriedly. On my left is a yawning chasm, blacker than black. I came in here seeking refuge, leaving what was left of my squad on the other side. I listened to their screams as they died, imagining them writhing on the ground a thousand times. And them. Always them. They were tireless, they showed no favorites, their only goal was our demise. From everywhere and nowhere they came, an endless stream of nightmare. It is said there is no loyalty among thieves; what they took from us they fought tooth and nail for, only to turn for more, looking upon us with lifeless eyes.
Tap-tap-tap. Tap, tap, tap. Tap-tap-tap.
I used to scream at them, the floating things. But this only caused them to pass me by all the more hurriedly. Poor company to the man doomed. I lost count of how many ages ago. The screaming brought them, and they shambled near with screams of their own. And they wait. So patient, so sure, the truth of inevitability. They will outlast death itself, for they cheat you of death, wrong your body of his cold embrace. But I wait too. I will outlast them yet, I wait for peace, for rescue, whichever comes first. And I knock, the rhythm stuck in my head, the mantra of survival.
Tap-tap-tap. Tap, tap, tap. Tap-tap-tap.
I used to be a soldier, to stand at attention and dish more than I took. There are no soldiers any more, no friends, no enemies. There is only survival, and them. I looked on and saw friends and foes alike succumb, and then turn on us as one. The elites, terrifying as they are, cower in fear against the bitter eventuality, the soft wet scuttling noise as the end approaches on a floor slick with blood. This is living death, for death has no place here. They stand as one, walk as one, and kill as one, twisted faces of brave men and women in unison with hinge-heads thrown back in howls of pain, tireless and never ceasing. Do they see, I wonder? Can they feel what happens to them, can they understand the horror that they have become?
Tap-tap-tap. Tap, tap, tap. Tap-tap-tap.
If there is life left to live, then I am living what is left of it. I came to this world in a tiny metal shell, streaking through the atmosphere of this godforsaken ring like a comet. When we jump, we don't know what will happen to us. We risk our lives so that others may live. We go to hell every day. We go feet first. I have been here long enough, and now is the time to face my fear. Through the pit or through the door lies danger. But I go feet first. I am a Helljumper.
Tap-tap-tap. Tap, tap, tap. Tap-tap-tap.
That wasn't me.
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Thanks for the compliment, and welcome aboard the site! We hope you enjoy it here.
As to the captions, I'm not really sure. But seeing as it's been in the past several games, and seems to be a feature that appears in almost every new video game, especially first person shooters, I don't doubt that captions will be made available in all 4 MCC games. I'm not sure about Halo Nightfall though, and it would really be a shame if you missed out on that. Since it's not a game, but a webseries of sorts, I'm unsure as to whether or not they'll have subtitles or captions. If you want to ask, you can always log onto the official site, HaloWaypoint and private message BS Angel, she supposedly does take fan questions.
Again welcome to the forums!
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Hey guys....it's a podcast! I know it's a day late, but enjoy it the more for the wait! There was quite a bit of editing involved in this one, almost 20 minutes of audio was cut, but hopefully it'll be made up in the fantastic humor that we provide. See'ya round the forums!
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Xbox 360 and Xbone - (Xbox Live Gold):
+ All Halos all DLC
+ CoD MW1, MW2, MW3, no DLC
+ Rainbow 6 Vegas 1 & 2
+ Misc Action/Adventure SP games
PS3 and PS4 (PsPlus):
+ All Dem Uncharted Games (PS3)
+ Last Of Us (PS4)
+ All Dem Infamous's (PS3 & PS4)
+ Destiny (PS4)
+ Portal 2 (PS3)
+ Misc other PS2/PS3/PS4 games
PC: Can it run Crysis? Hella yes it can. In 4k.
Steam Games
+ APB Reloaded
+ Counter-Strike Source
+ Dota 2
+ Skyrim
+ Garry's Mod
+ Killing Floor
+ Payday 2
+ Portal & Portal 2
+ Civ 5 Gods and Kings
+ StarForge
+ TF2
+ Thief
+ XCOM Enemy Unknown
+ A few others
Other Games
+ Minecraft
+ Crysis 3
+ Titanfall
+ Star Citizen
+ Halo CE & 2
+ A few old disc based games, BFI, BFII, C&C Generals, etc.
Availability:
Sometimes....sometimes not.
Favorite Genre:
FPS
Fast internet, reliable. 25 down 15 up.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the forum, I present to you the latest podcast. With new features, behold, it's not just a static image! Relevant images of discussion topics will appear in sequence as we discuss them. If you'd like more information on the topics discussed, refer to the linkdump below. Enjoy!
Linkdump
Warlock Remake in H2A
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/37928-halo-2-anniversary-warlord-map-full-length-gameplay/
Destiny 1.0.2 Patch
http://www.343industries.org/news/_/343-industries-news/destiny-102-patch-upcoming-r1091
Destiny: Abridged Plot Synopsis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yXs0R370LU
D-38 Boss Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_csSTcOW-Ds
MCC Day One Playlists
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/37942-halo-the-master-chief-collection-day-one-playlists/
Halo 5 Guardians Beta
https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/games/halo-5-guardians
Quantum Break
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_Break
Blinx the Time Sweeper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinx:_The_Time_Sweeper
Phantom Dust
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_Dust
Star Wars Imperial Commando
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Wars:_Imperial_Commando
Paint.net
MCC Xbox One Bundle
Kotaku Brazil
http://www.kotaku.com.br/bundle-halo-master-chief-xbox-one-branco/
MCC Day One Playlists
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/37942-halo-the-master-chief-collection-day-one-playlists/
H2A Cinematic Behind the Scenes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1lXWV2dpEA
Gamestop MCC Preorder
http://www.gamestop.com/xbox-one/games/halo-the-master-chief-collection/115398
****’in
http://kotaku.com/5879037/cockin-this-was-a-real-game-once
Ninja Golf
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_Golf
Two Crude Dudes
http://www.giantbomb.com/two-crude-dudes/3030-13297/
Ninja Scooter Simulator
http://www.giantbomb.com/ninja-scooter-simulator/3030-2071/
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
Short Story Contest
A New Halo Compilation
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/21399-a-new-halo-compilation/
Forum Gaming Census
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/37902-forum-gaming-census/
Spooktastic MoM
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/37864-spooktastic-mom/
Upcoming Events/Calendar
http://www.343industries.org/forum/calendar/
Caption Contest
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/37884-caption-contest-shocktober-2014/
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I appear to have started a trend.
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Sign me up. I invented the award, better support keeping it alive! Let's just hope it's not 2spooky4me
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Gee I hope the watched pot really never does boil!
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The best thing about October is Halloween. Well, that and my brother's birthday, which comes three days earlier and is often associated with it, much to his dismay. But enough about that, with a new month comes a new MoM, and this particular month deserves a new one. A special one...a spooky one. And even though he's undergone quite a few name changes, we know him best as....
A member who is perhaps not known for his time onsite, but for his funny personality, or by playing with him on Xbox Live. Dexter...er...Hexter...has made it a clear choice for us who is to be MoM. He's posted actively, he's hosted events, he's written stories, ladies and gentlemen the MoM for this new month is here! Let us toast to his success by scaring the living crap out of everyone...in the proper October spirit! There is much that can be done in a month, make the best of it Hexter!
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'Ello ladies and germs, there's a new podcast out, aren't you excited! Sure it's a day late, but my power went out...so that was fun. But here it is, it may be a day late, but it's an hour of action packed excitement and random discussions, now featuring a fully fleshed out linkdump! Enjoy!
-Church
Linkdump
Scottish Independence Poll
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scottish-independence/11045624/Scottish-independence-referendum-poll-the-latest-tracker.html
Destiny
http://www.destinythegame.com/
Church’s Unboxing Video
www.343industries.org/forum/topic/37727-destiny-ghost-edition-unboxing-video/
Church Memes
http://imgur.com/Xxef1EE
http://imgur.com/gJm1d37
Brink
http://bethsoft.com/en-us/games/brink
343iCF Short Story Contest
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/37393-343i-short-story-contest-rules-and-archive/
Rule 1E
http://www.343industries.org/rules
Fake Staff Forum: TBR
Bob
http://www.343industries.org/forum/user/5054-bob/
WNW 9/20/14
http://www.343industries.org/news/_/343-industries-news/weekly-news-wrap-up-92014-r1086
MCC Collection Premiere Event
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/37748-update-halo-master-chief-collection-premier-event
Destiny Ship Sales
http://www.joystiq.com/2014/09/10/destiny-ships-500-million-highest-selling-digital-console-rele/
Mafia 6.0
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/37522-mafia-60/
WSW 9/15/14
http://www.343industries.org/news/_/343-industries-news/343icf-weekly-site-wrapup-91514-r1083
Ban More People Above you for No Apparent Reason
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/29252-ban-more-people-above-you-for-no-apparent-reason/
Ask Red
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/37042-ask-red/
Ask The Director 2.0
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/35444-ask-the-director-20/-
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'Ello ladies and gnats, I recorded an unboxing video of my Destiny Ghost edition, figured I'd upload it here for you guys.
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Hey...this thread needs a revival. Time for a selfie!
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Hey guys, look see, a podcast on time! We have a real linkdump on this one, it's in the description on the YT page, now keep in mind that this podcast was a bit rushed in production, but it is up! It was uploaded on Saturday morning, but I didn't post here until I had a full linkdump. But anyway, this will hopefully be out on a regular schedule, and we will be able to entertain you guys on a much more regular schedule with this. Here's to hoping!
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I don't get this.
What don't you get? It's pretty straightforward to me
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"Famous for his Weekly News Wrap-Up"
GOD DAMMIT DRIZZY NOW YOU'RE STEALING MY JOB?!?!
Cool podcast yo
To be fair, Drizzy started the WNW way before it got turned over to News team
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Just gonna leave this here...
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PS4...Day One...now pls dun kill me
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I come. It'll be fun
. GT: tomfool13-
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Congratulations to all the new staff! You've all worked very hard and I'm glad to see each of you obtaining your new positions. Good luck on your future endeavors!
Ps. Yay! I can't be SB banned anymore! :DD
Oh we can still shoutban you, I assure you. On a more serious note, congratulations to all new staff, and we hope that the site will keep you very busy!
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Church's MCC Launch Experience
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Heck yeah! I'd love to do this again. Anyone sees anything that could be improved upon, let me know!