Jack Of Harts

ONE! If you want a gift, wish now! http://343i.org/2ll

Enemy team: -14. Our team (SF, Yoshi, EK and myself): -29. How I love you Combat Evolved!

#Azaxx4Podcast2015

#BunsIsBeckoningZebra1Jr

TODAY AT 3PM EST GIFTS WILL BE DRAWN. http://343i.org/2ll

Another trip around the sun, yay.

I am a man of few status updates. Wait, what?

"JX and Fiends" Community Event was a great success. I'd like to thank you all for making it a success, especially JL and BaconShelf for providing gametypes. We'll have to do it again some time.

UPDATE: Christmas Tree Gifts will now be drawn on the 20th, due to the fact that many people will most likely be busy on Christmas Eve. So if you still wanna grab something, get postin'! http://343i.org/2ll

GIFTS HAVE BEEN DRAWN!!!! http://343i.org/2m5

*comes and takes it*

SIX! http://343i.org/2ll

I don't need a weapon... I need an Xbox!

One day I want to copy and paste someone's status word for word, to see if they notice.

Me and The Dumb Marine are putting up a pretty decent fight, despite being outnumbered. Just goes to show how awesome we are.

*gets out of way* Nope! *kicks*

#2Spooky4Me

You are a "That".

Thanks to The Director, I now have an awesome username history.

You're an "itself"

FIVE! http://343i.org/2ll