The Director

Are you literally copy pasting the same thing over and over again in different threads? http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/22573-cortanas-death-is-stupid/#entry216992 lol

Kind of sounds like Forward Unto Dawn.

You play too many video games...

I do 100 every time I win and 200 every time I lose. 10. Psh.

Just add a 0 to the end of the number of pushups.

33875 and nearly 3 years. Or is it 2 and a half? I don't know. lol

No, but at least you can melee them to death now. lmao

I see what you are saying, and for the most part I agree. However, I need to point out that it wasn't that the maps were community made in Reach, it was that they were forge world maps. The reasons that people hate forge world maps varies, but my personal ones are that the colors get boring, the sky is only one color shade different than my reticle (making knowing where it is a pain sometimes), and they can never seem to get the spawns perfect. I can't tell you how many times I spawned on my dead body in multiplayer matchmaking, which is shameful for even a custom game. Balancing a community map for 4v4 (or btb) matchmaking seems to be one of the most difficult things in the world to do, if you look at the maps in Halo Reach. I kind of wish that they kept track of which team wins on which map so that I can back this up with some stats, but they don't so oh well. If you disagree, that's fine. I'm simply stating from personal experience.

See, I was going to lock this thread, but since the member that was semi-bashed in it has such a good sense of humor, I'll allow it. Be warned though, anything resembling a "call-out" thread more often than not causes drama, and inevitably gets someone in trouble.

I use Bumper Jumper simply because the controls are more similar with ones I'm familiar with in Reach. In certain gametypes, jumpshots are pretty important. And honestly, I've never been much for the jetpack. I see people pwn people with it, but on the other hand I see people get pwnd using it.

Should have been there for the couch. lmao

Auntie Dot.

Life pod from a covenant vessel?

Not far off considering that my banhammer is attached to me. One may say that it is actually one of my most important appendages/organs. ;D

My banhammer is a bit larger than those ones. Here, this is a picture taken (from really really far away) of me banning someone with my banhammer.

It gets really... what's the word... wonky. For instance, if one were to give it a push, it would accelerate in the opposite direction of where it was pushed. Well, hypothetically at least. I'm honestly not really sure what exactly you are asking me here. What happens to... what? What I think would happen if something had negative mass is that a bunch of scientists would have aneurysms. Oh right. xD George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, and Barnabus Stinson according to the book. Blue Bomber. He's my favorite. Red Rocker can go eat some eggs. Everyone has about 4 of these you know... lmao But John Washington was one of his great-grandfathers, and the one who carried his last name. He was born in Purleigh, Essex, England. Staff Response Okay guys, I'm going to have to lock this thread for a while again. With my new job, I have become a little inactive. I can no longer, unfortunately, waste precious moderating time answering random questions. If you have a question you REALLY need answered (and not for the award), then private message me and I will get to it as soon as possible. Thank you all for your patience, and your questions.

You didn't specify video game, board game, or real life game, so mine is just as correct as yours. That was me teaching you that the word "game" is a generalization. lol If you are talking about the book, then Barney Stinson. Nope. As I said, I live near a town called Caldwell. They make you learn this sort of thing in school in states like Idaho. Because the teachers aren't smart enough to teach anything else. :/ Springfield, OR. Or more specifically, the Springfield in "Father Knows Best". C'mon, you know better than to try to stump me with a Simpson's trivia question.

For being a clergyman fighting in a war... and having the soldiers in the battle of Springfield fire hymn books at the British. Well, technically they used the books as wadding, but still. xD

Erm... You mean Caldwell? He was a clergyman who participated in the battle of Springfield during the American Revolution. He's got three (at least) famous cities named after him, and a high school. There is also a Caldwell (city) that borders the city I live in. lol Oh, if you haven't talked to her much, talk to her more. Ask if she'd like to get to know you better by having lunch with your or somesuch. No one bro came up with the idea of the bro code. The bro code is the modern equivalent of the "man laws" and other such ideologies. I believe the current term used to describe it (i.e. bro code) originally came from a 4chan board, but was then made popular by the show "How I Met Your Mother". I believe it's called "Rock Toss". It was played by cavemen. The most experienced players would go easier on the newer players and more difficult on the harder players, thereby following the definition of a difficulty curve. Also, technically, every game since then that doesn't have a fixed difficulty setting. It's either 10:15 or 1:45 (he gave a quarter to two). 18234572631.578947368421052631579:1. Roughly.

Had a massive paper I had to write on it my senior year. Mainly because I was a smart-*** to my history teacher the entire semester. xD We each got "randomly" assigned topics. .-.