Rainbow Crash

I learned that by putting your crotch on a dead man's visor, it somehow makes the helpless dead man look weirder than the one doing it.

I want at least a decent storyline for it. Everything else I want is already there.

I've never actually posted on this page yet, and haven't looked at anybody else's yet either, so I'm probably doing this wrong, but, uh... Hi?

I: Introduction Hello, first of all, I would like to thank you for taking the time to read this. I am Private D PEAR and I am inviting you to join United Nations Spartan Corps. We have a lot to offer and would like you to join. If you are not looking to join, but to ally yourself with us, or request a clan match or scrimmage, please contact our leader, Tom B517. II: Requirements To be eligible for Enlistment, you must meet the following requirements... 1. Be at least 15 years of age 2. Own a functioning Xbox microphone 3. Own your own copy of Halo: Reach 4. Have full access to an Xbox and computer III: Enlistment instructions To Enlist, please follow the instructions 1. Register on the site. 2. Read our UNSC Field Manual 3. Follow the instructions in the segment of the Field Manual titled "Enlistment" IV: Professionalism and Organization At Spartan Corps, we are always professional and as organized as can be. For example, we have a clear cut ranking system, based off of the US Marines' ranking system. We also have a very detailed Field Manual, and disciplinary system, known as the UNSC Rede System. We are always courteous to everyone we meet, as well as each other. V: What we have to offer Strong Community- We always stick together, and usually play daily, so you will always have a chance to play with us. We usually have between 4 and 10 players on at all times, and schedule weekly game nights and have various custom games to have fun on. We are very active on our forums, and we do not let any non-hard working and dedicated players join. UN Spartan Corps only accepts the best. Also, we offer training programs in which a player can improve specific skills, or a variety of skills. The instructor will do their best to teach everything they know. Spartan Corps also tries to book clan matches and scrimmages with other clans to gain a reputation with other communities. Remember, if you wish to Enlist,D PEAR was your Recruiter. Thank-you for taking the time to read this!

I just reached my 3rd post... Yay?

I'm hoping that a completely new game franchise will do Bungie some good.

Total Mayhem

I learned people don't tend to listen to my reasoning of why I should take the banshee.