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That's the way to go if I ever seen it, dying in a nuclear explosion~ Cuz y not? My hax r far too supreme for this life! ENJOY DRIZZY'S PEE PEE MORTALS! MHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAH

 

kthxbainao kill don plox

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THEY KILLED THE ONLY OTHER POSSIBLE SUSPECT FOR SPY

 

We have investigated Wam, and he is innocent. The Don is Kakashi. The Spy is Drizzy. The Juggernaut is Delpen.

 

Let's take out the Juggernaut first, finish him off. I vote Delpen. Everyone should do the same.

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Kakashi_Hatake is still an unknown, be wary of what he says

 

However we must finish off Delpen anyway, since he is mafia soo.. Voting for the not so cuddly penguin Delpen.

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Bye Delpen, nice knowing you, you have my vote. Now you go die.

Edited by Caboose The Ace

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Kakashi_Hatake is still an unknown, be wary of what he says

"Unknown"

 

THE DON*

 

Frank is dead. Wam and Yang are Protown.

 

Who does that leave?

 

Not a protown.

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Considering there's a few more people than that still alive......

 

I'm voting Wam

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Considering there's a few more people than that still alive......

 

I'm voting Wam

Not voting Delpen? Voting a confirmed civilian? Pretending that it's the number of people in total that confirms your innocence rather than the dead, alive, and investigated people on each individual suspect list?

 

I suggest you take a class on acting. :P

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Round Links:


 

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Lynch:

Tonight, on Survivo-... What? What do you mean 'Wrong gig'??

 

Previously on Dragon Bal-... Huh?! WRONG GIG!?? GEEZ!

 

OK fine, there was a nuke, allot of people died, and all of the Townies & Mafians are now stranded on a deserted island. Happy? No, I'm not doing it over - keep rolling!

 

This deserted island - chocked full of deadly, horrific monsters (which would mean it's not actually deserted is it?) - is so deadly that even the monsters are scared of themselves. Although the biggest thing they're scared of is a new arrival: the most dangerous monster ever to have been conceived in fact. Even more horrifying is the notion that the beast walks among men, and has already revealed himself. Though his whereabouts are unknown the Townies still suspect that he hitched a ride somehow on the Black Hawk, and crash landed on the island with them...

 

Deciding the best way to not go totally bonkers about how low their survival rate is, the Townies made a gigantic bonfire, and sat around it on logs. How they managed to wrangle 20 10 foot tree trunks, and position them into a pyre is beyond me. The survivors all did their own things: Church & Drizzy_Dan both did interpretive dances while Orlando tried to drown himself in the shallows along the beach, but to no avail. Kakashi_Hatake was busy with trying not to die from a stroke from watching Drizzy & Church, and rrhuntington was in the middle of covering his body with war paint because it's every man for himself, and he's about to go full cannibal on that tasty Yang Xaio Long booty. Delpen9 was busy being the ignored elephant in the room while Wam tried to fix his malfunctioning Torque Bow he salvaged from the heli wreckage - if it was indeed every man for himself that would mean he would need a weapon to protect himself from the others... Preferably the most inane one available.

 

It was after maybe 30 minutes of soul-crushing tension that Yang decided to break it by telling a sweat-inducing tale of the beast mentioned earlier, "Avast ye maties, 'ol captain Yang gonna tell yer a starry. Yarrrr, lend me yar ears! Nuh Orlando, not literally!"

 

"Anyyar, any hope of subduing him is false - the mere sight of him is overpowering. No one is fierce enough to rouse him... yarrr... Who then is able to stand against him? Who has a claim against him that they must pay? Everything under heaven belongs to him! I will not fail to speak of his limbs, his strength and his graceful farrm... Who can strip off his outer coat? Who would approach him with a bridle? Who dares open the doors of his mouth, ringed about with his fearsome teeth?"

 

"His back has rows of shields tightly sealed together: each is so close to the next that no air can pass between! They are joined fast to one another: they cling together and cannot be parted... His snorting throws out flashes of light, his eyes are like rays of dawn! Firebrands stream from his mouth - sparks of fire shoot out! Smoke pours from his nostrils as from a boiling pot over a fire of reeds... yarrharr! His breath sets coals ablaze, and flames dart from his mouth. Strength resides in his neck - dismay goes before him... The folds of his flesh are tightly joined, they are firm and immovable... His chest is hard as rock, hard as a lower milestone!"

 

"When he rises up, the mighty are terrified: they retreat before his thrashing! Yarrr! The sword that reaches him has no effect, nor does the spear or dart or-!", it was at this exact moment that Wam's Torque Bow made a "WRRRRRRNG" noise, and a bolt the size of a man's femur shot out. It flew across the beach, whizzed right past the surly Yang's face, narrowly missed Orlando's lended ear, and finally embedded itself into a profusely sweating Delpen9's right thigh - it fizzed, and threw out sparks as its fuse began to burn away.

 

Delpen9 let out a tired sigh, and released a poot he had kept in since he was almost killed a week or so ago. Orlando tried his best to get as close to Delpen9 as possible so the bolt would take him too, but it was too late: it erupted into a fiery explosion, and launched huge chunks of Delpen9 all across the nearby beach. Remembering that Delpen9 was the Juggernaut the entire group did a victory lap around the island in celebration, but then recalled that they were still in dire straights. So they went back to the pyre, and continued being in the depressing stupor they were in before...

 

Delpen9Juggernaut, unexpectedly gibbed.

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You have 48 hours or less until Round 7.split.png

Player List:

  1. Axilus Prime, Jailkeeper - Executed, Round 2
  2. Frankenzer, Civilian - Lynched, Round 5
  3. Drizzy_Dan
  4. Melody, Civilian - Executed, Round 6
  5. Kakashi_Hatake
  6. Yang Xiao Long
  7. Church
  8. Delpen9, Juggernaut - Lynched, Round 6
  9. rrhuntington
  10. Wam
  11. BATMAN, Civilian - Lynched, Round 2
  12. Mr Kittens and Gibberish, Medic - Executed, Round 5
  13. Orlando
  14. Composite Armour, Goon - Lynched, Round 4
  15. Caboose The Ace, Civilian - Executed, Round 4

 

Role Status:

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I really appreciate how muhc effort you put into these stories Destruct. 

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Round Links:



ROUND 1:

Execution & Suspect List:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-2
Lynch:
http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

ROUND 2:

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-4?do=findComment&comment=386470

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

 

ROUND 3:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-6

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

 

ROUND 4:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

 

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

 

ROUND 5:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-8

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-9

 

ROUND 6:

 

Execution & Suspect List:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-9

Lynch:

http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/44492-mafia-classic-iii-development-hell-220/page-10

 

ROUND 7:

 

Execution & Suspect List: below

 


 

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Execution:

An hour had passed after the death of the Juggernaut, and within that time the survivors yet again formed an alliance, then a Democracy, then a Utopia, and finally a Dystopia writhe with pain and despair. Civilizations rose and fell with little left to indicate that they ever existed... well maybe except the copious amounts of nuclear waste drudged from the nearby sea left over from Melody's death flame, and recycled as fuel for the now-fallen war machine... but then reduced to waste once again. Yeah, there's freakin' barrels of radioactive crap just lying around all over the place. I think some of the hideous, disgusting monsters roaming around in the central island forest mutated into even MORE hideous, disgusting monsters. Though it's kinda weird we haven't seen one yet? Idk, don't look at me, I don't control them.

 

Wam's bone headdress, a crown he sculpted out of the Juggernaut's remains that he used during his reign as Wamopatra III, was now positioned on one of the many tribal-like pikes planted around the island to ward off the evil spirits: one of which happened to be a very vengeful Franku who wished to destroy the strudel that betrayed him all those years ago. This strudel was mighty, and swift - a worthy contender in the form of a crime-fighting luchador wearing some kind of freakish bat garb. Franku believed this person to still be alive, but little did he know she was totally ded like a month ago or something. Franku then disappeared for good, but probably not - still fuming about pastries.

 

Now a Shaman Witchdoctor extraordinaire after reading a "For Dummies" book (and brandishing a brand spanking new headdress complete with WiFi and Blutooth functionalities), Wam determined that if they were to truly survive... hoodoo and a little bit of voodoo must be used to judge which of them is guilty of being a mass-murdering Mafian (and/or Townie if you really think about it). Orlando wondered why they weren't being civil, and just present their in-depth cases against guiltiness in a court of law, and see who's story is the least believable. Wam scoffed at the mere notion: he bopped Drizzy_Dan on the noggin with his staff, and told him to get his head out of the clouds. What is this, Law & Order??

 

But then Drizzy wondered why he was assaulted for something Orlando said - rubbing the new red blemish on his crome-dome. To this Wam responded with a quick roundhouse kick to the face, and a systematic smackdown of Drizzy into the pavement. Kakashi_Hatake, rrhuntington, and Orlando watched with little, if any horror as Wam disemboweled Drizzy and put him back together good as new with some weirdo magic. Drizzy was winded to say the least.

 

 

Fast forward 1 hour and 1 minute into the future, and before us we can see Wam slitting the wrists of each Townie one by one to see if anyone has the gooey, green blood of a dirty Mafian. As large pools of red blood began to form underneath everyone's feet, Wam concluded that this wasn't the right way either: he had consulted the spirits, summoned a crossroads Demon, performed brain-surgery on an unconscious Orlando with makeshift wooden tools, did jumping jacks and a rain-dance to appease the gods, and drank an entire bottle of drain cleaner. WHY IS NOTHING WORKING??? Kakashi_Hatake suggested that Wam go die in a hole so that they could get to work actually finding out who's Mafia. Wam concurred, and proceeded to dig out a shallow grave, and began to bury himself in it - stating that they should wake him up when this all blows over.

 

 

Suddenly out of nowhere, Church - content with not being a part of this dangerously dumb story, and feeling as though he was nearly in the safe-zone - heard a "Ka-KAAAW!" in the distance from a man-sized bird. He heard some rustling above in a tree, and a light shown on him as he cranked his head upward... Perched on a branch was the surly Don cloaked in a feathery ghillie suit, and held atop his shoulder some kind of large tube with a laser sight...

 

With absolutely no warning a gigantic frickin' beam of light shown from said tree, beamed downward onto the beach, and blasted a hole into Church's face the size of a cheesewheel. His corpse stood there for a moment before falling backward, and plopping unnervingly onto the bloody sand. The Townies, about as confused you are, wondered who was monkeying about up in the trees and quickly responded to the threat by throwing a bunch of rocks at the forest. But it was far too late: the Don had already made his getaway by swinging away vine to vine like in his favorite movie Tarzan.

 

Wam, comfy cozy in his grave, sensed that Church was finally at peace in the afterlife along with his eternal best-buddy Cabus. Church screamed harder than he had ever done in his entire life whilst in the afterlife, and begged for any other fate than this hell.

 

Church, Civilian, murdered by a death ray to the face.

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Suspect List:

Orlando

Yang Xiao Long

Wam

Kakashi_Hatake

 

RNG

Null

 

You have 48 hours to decide who dies (or not) in the Lynch.split.png

Player List:

  1. Axilus Prime, Jailkeeper - Executed, Round 2
  2. Frankenzer, Civilian - Lynched, Round 5
  3. Drizzy_Dan
  4. Melody, Civilian - Executed, Round 6
  5. Kakashi_Hatake
  6. Yang Xiao Long
  7. Church, Civilian - Executed, Round 7
  8. Delpen9, Juggernaut - Lynched, Round 6
  9. rrhuntington
  10. Wam
  11. BATMAN, Civilian - Lynched, Round 2
  12. Mr Kittens and Gibberish, Medic - Executed, Round 5
  13. Orlando
  14. Composite Armour, Goon - Lynched, Round 4
  15. Caboose The Ace, Civilian - Executed, Round 4

 

Role Status:

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I'm voting Orlando until this McCarthyism stops

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I vote Kakashi

 

I vote drizy_pls.

You can't vote! >____<

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