Baeztoberfest Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Did you know that Chuck Norris once beat Halo CE on legendary with a broken Guitar Hero controller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meta Knight Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 amazing...... when the boogeyman goes to bed at night he checks in his closet for Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baeztoberfest Posted December 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Chuck Norris once slammed a revolving door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fail Master Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 (edited) Chuck Noris once ****** in the fuel tank of a semi-truck as a joke. That truck now goes by the name of Optimus Prime.Chuck Noris threw a granade and killed 50 people, the the granade exploded and killed 100 more.People sit around the camp fire and tell ghost stories, ghost sit around the camp fire and tell Chuck Noris stories.When Chuck Noris roundhouse kicks someone, time slows down, He actually plays a full game of poker, compleates all the Halo's campaigns on legendary THEN roundhouse kicks you.Just a few ^.^ Edited March 15, 2014 by halo g33k Nice...don't be offensive though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian. Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fail Master Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice. Rumour is he is starting again on a 3rd attempt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meta Knight Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Chuck Norris's face was originally going to be on Mount Rushmoore....... The granite wasn't hard enough for his beard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian. Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Chuck Norris can turn Medusa into stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meta Knight Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up he pushes the earth down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian. Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Chuck Norris doesn't need a twitter, he's already following you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meta Knight Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian. Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meta Knight Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMajiggles Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meta Knight Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fail Master Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Chuck Noris can understand any language in the universe, even the Engineer's language from Halo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meta Knight Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Chuck Norris won Amercian Idol using sign language 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 chuck norris cannot die lol lol he is a god lol lol all hail chuck norris almights lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspinator1998 Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 chuck norris cannot die lol lol he is a god lol lol all hail chuck norris almights lol lol Really? I heard Chuck Norris is already dead, but Death is too afraid to tell him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N@han FloreZ Posted December 8, 2012 Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 They once wanted to name a street after chuck norris but they had to change it cause' no one crosses chuck norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baeztoberfest Posted December 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2012 Chuck Norria has already been to Mars. That's why there's no signs of life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fail Master Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 Chuck Noris did a year straight playing nothing but Halo, once he finnished he could understand, speack and write sanghilli and can recall the order of every single marine's death and how they died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-38 Boss Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 When donating blood, Chuck Norris declines a syringe, and instead requests a gun and a bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baeztoberfest Posted December 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Chuck Noris did a year straight playing nothing but Halo, once he finnished he could understand, speack and write sanghilli and can recall the order of every single marine's death and how they died. Lol. That's alot of marines... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meta Knight Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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