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Delpen9

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Status Updates posted by Delpen9

  1. Thank you Destruct for the Delpen9 Space Penguin sig you made me many years ago. :DDDDDD

    1. I_Make_Big_Boom

      I_Make_Big_Boom

      Wam made that, but I will obtain these unearned bragging rights in his place sheeshee

    2. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      woah, you're not the same person?

    3. Drizzy_Dan
  2. When the SB is slow but not slow enough that the conversation you left on is still visible but the shout you made isn't.

    1. I_Make_Big_Boom

      I_Make_Big_Boom

      When the blunt you thought you were using was never there to begin with

    2. Mr Kittens and Gibberish
    3. Drizzy_Dan
  3. What if bullets only want to connect with you? :(

    1. rrhuntington

      rrhuntington

      They can connect with my Riot Shield.

       

    2. BaconShelf

      BaconShelf

      In shooters, you're simply a humble farmer; you start with one gun and plant tiny little bullet seed in enemies. When they die, they then give you more guns and more bullets!

    3. Composite Armour

      Composite Armour

      "Connecting to EA servers. Please wait."

  4. The cabus is here, but no one is hopping on.

  5. For seeing no one in this forum say deez nuts, I'm eternally grateful. This is the greatest community.

    1. Buns

      Buns

      Delpen your name starts with D right?

       

      DEEZ NUTS?

       

       

      HA

      GOT EMMMMMMMM

    2. Composite Armour

      Composite Armour

      Get your hands off me you filthy Nord.

  6. After a dull and depressing day, goodly greaten is an amazing place to besten scraing. I Destruct you all. ~Penguin Noises/xoxo/RedneckSelection, Ian :)

  7. I'll have fiber optic internet in 1 to 2 days.

    1. Azaxx

      Azaxx

      Grats man, enjoy those nice speeds.

    2. rrhuntington

      rrhuntington

      need it, can't have it, WHY!? Oh yeah...

       

      I live in BFE.

  8. I could've done it, but I didn't do it, because it wasn't done.

    1. joshyzburton

      joshyzburton

      SHINOA!!! Y U DO DIS? Y U SO MEAN TO YU?

  9. Most people don't know that Hello Kitty is neither a kitty nor a girl but an anthropomorphism.

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    2. Silent Orbis

      Silent Orbis

      Hello Kitty belongs in the "other" category for gender that you see when signing up for Gmail.

    3. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      Hello Kitty came from the Beyond section of Bed, Bath & Beyond.

    4. Drizzy_Dan
  10. I now realize that if I had written every 3 letter word in one shout, I wouldn't have been banned.

    1. Azaxx

      Azaxx

      I still would've banned you

  11. You're all FOOLS.

    1. I_Make_Big_Boom
    2. lilsilmarillion

      lilsilmarillion

      Dnus9... Sounds good!

    3. Rue

      Rue

      DERPY, you should be a stand-up comic, cuz that joke was gr9

  12. People die when theyre killed.

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    2. Drizzy_Dan

      Drizzy_Dan

      When you poop in your dreams. You poop for real.

    3. joshyzburton

      joshyzburton

      If Delpen says it, it must be true!

    4. Jack Of Harts

      Jack Of Harts

      Blind people can't see.

  13. Australians are lizard people.

    1. Halo6 Follower

      Halo6 Follower

      And don't you forget it.

    2. I_Make_Big_Boom
    3. joshyzburton

      joshyzburton

      Actually they're regular people they're just upside-down

  14. Electrolytes, it's what plants crave!

    1. Vaulting♥Frog

      Vaulting♥Frog

      Brawndo - The Thirst Mutilator!!! Its got electrolytes!!!

  15. Today I learned that horoscopes are chick magnets.

  16. Yang, I am your mother.

    1. Akali

      Akali

      Not for long though :(

  17. I'm gettign a German Shepard today.

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    2. Yoshi1176
    3. Mr Kittens and Gibberish

      Mr Kittens and Gibberish

      Aw...nuthing better then a cute doggy (kittens)!

    4. Akali

      Akali

      How much bacon did you have to pay GSD before he decided to become your pet?

  18. RSR is a Thalmor.

    1. Yoshi1176

      Yoshi1176

      They have nice boots :3

    2. Composite Armour

      Composite Armour

      STOP!

      You violated the law!

      Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!

      Your stolen goods are now forfeit!

  19. Bnus, this is for you: http://i.imgur.com/PUR8y2c.png

    1. Drizzy_Dan

      Drizzy_Dan

      Banned for showing an illustration of a Staff member being eaten

  20. I bet none of you have any table manners.

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    2. I_Make_Big_Boom

      I_Make_Big_Boom

      *Azaxx smears mashed potatoes all over his face, and dumps his drink on his head*

    3. I_Make_Big_Boom

      I_Make_Big_Boom

      *Azaxx ate good that day*

    4. GermanShepherdD
  21. If you don't reset your alarm clock after a blackout, then who will?

  22. Today is the celebration of me being one year closer to death.

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    2. joshyzburton

      joshyzburton

      Your too negative but happy birthday...

    3. Jack Of Harts

      Jack Of Harts

      Umm, happy birthday?

    4. Yoshi1176

      Yoshi1176

      Happy birthday you old man

  23. If you need your discs cleaned, I'll lick them for you.

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    2. I_Make_Big_Boom

      I_Make_Big_Boom

      *Dips CD in toilet* Have at it.

    3. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      There once was a man named Delpen,

      Who liked to lick people's stuff.

      When he stuck his tongue out,

      With a knife, I cut it off.

    4. Unease Peanut

      Unease Peanut

      No disc left unlicked

  24. I am unlike most Delpens.

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    2. Melody

      Melody

      They are multiplying. o.o

    3. I_Make_Big_Boom

      I_Make_Big_Boom

      It's worse than I anticipated...

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

      Penguins... are the new dominant species!!!

    4. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      If Delpens 1-8 sign up I may have to declare the site a quarantine zone. So hop in your Spectre!

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