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Ardent Prayer

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  1. Dear Humanity, we regret bein' alien b*stards, we regret comin' to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corp just blew up our raggedy *ss fleet!

    1. Sadly Just AL
    2. Buns

      Buns

      Dear Hummanity

       

      We regret being an omnipresent alien lifeform capable of consuming your people and turning them into our own

       

      Sincerely

       

      The flood

    3. Mr Kittens and Gibberish

      Mr Kittens and Gibberish

      We Regret NOTHING!

       

      With love,

       

      The Prophets of the Covenant.

       

      :D

  2. A Tank's a Tank, Lightbulb.

    1. Sadly Just AL

      Sadly Just AL

      Well, you're also our only ticket through that wall.

    2. rrhuntington

      rrhuntington

      So if you don't mind...

  3. You wanna do this? Be my guest, but this ain't a job you wanna rush.

    1. TDM

      TDM

      Okay Mickey.

  4. You ain't cool enough for me unless you play Club Penguin like an MLG Pro

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    3. Sadly Just AL

      Sadly Just AL

      It's never too late to be wrong. :3

    4. Buns

      Buns

      I still remember my club penguin login.

       

       

  5. Crap. I forgot my Club Penguin password.

  6. God, I hate Spiders so much.

    1. I_Make_Big_Boom

      I_Make_Big_Boom

      Horse Flies (and pretty much all flying creepypasta biting bugs) do it for me. Spiders I'm not that scared of since I can easily kill them.

    2. Delpen9
    3. Sadly Just AL
  7. What can I say? It was a hell of a night.

  8. "The Chief is going to roll across the bridge and blow up any inhuman sun of a b*tch that's dumb enough to stand between him and the Prophet of Regret. Get yourselves together, cause you're going with him!"

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    2. Maestro

      Maestro

      Oh I know what the ladies like.

    3. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy tanks! We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon! And we had to SHARE the rock!

    4. Coldfreeze
  9. So I ran into a Hallowed Ogre...

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    2. Buns

      Buns

      Not if you're level 8

    3. Fishy

      Fishy

      Hallowed Ogre, such an easy creature to kill with Heavy Weapons.

    4. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      I am an ogre.

  10. *regurgitates Delpen's imagination* Ouch.

    1. Delpen9

      Delpen9

      I grew a second one in your internal organs.

    2. Ardent Prayer
  11. Reached Level 8 on a Titan. Time to make a Warlock.

  12. Destiny Beta is downloading!

  13. Scored all 3 flags in Husky Raid in just a few minutes. WOO #Destroyed

  14. Holy crap. Husky Raid is some intense shiz.

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    2. I_Make_Big_Boom

      I_Make_Big_Boom

      As in just more Husky Raid maps in general. I really do think it could survive in it's own playlist.

    3. MCPO Mayh3m
    4. Ardent Prayer

      Ardent Prayer

      I just might make my own Husky Raid map. ;)

  15. Using the CBJ-MS on Chainlink in BF4 is the best move I've made to my loadouts.

    1. Fishy

      Fishy

      Wait, is the new DLC out? I haven't heard of ChainLink before.

    2. Ardent Prayer

      Ardent Prayer

      Dragon's Teeth. Nout out for Premium members.

  16. Just signed up for the Freerice group.

    1. Ranger Intel

      Ranger Intel

      Now lets destroy world hunger.

    2. Unease Peanut

      Unease Peanut

      Now let's free that rice!

  17. Vocabulary word of the week: Todaqy

  18. The Incredibles tho

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    2. Connor Kenway

      Connor Kenway

      Sparky that pun was just incredible

    3. Sadly Just AL

      Sadly Just AL

      Mhm, you can feel every... Dash of excitement.

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  19. Ardent Prayer > New Construct. I WORK. I AM A MACHIIIINE

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