beachyboy50 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Buck is mutated into a deer, Vale marries Locke and Chief's severed head is out on their wedding cake, Tanaka goes insane and is sent to ONI for testing, but buck breaks her out and Tanaka rides buck(now a deer) to Vale and Locke wedding so Tanaka can tell Locke she loves him, but Vale uses chiefs head to beat Tanaka to death. Buck and Locke leave and get married instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATMAN Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 Chief seeks to revive Cortana, finds a Taco Bell along the way. Finds Johnson there, gets drunk at a taco party, ends up waking up next to Arby three weeks later with a killer hangover and a pet infection form suckling lovingly on his helmet. In the credits scene, it's revealed that Halo 4 never happened and it was only a dream between Halo 1 & 2. Love, Bungie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedStarRocket91 Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 Snape kills Dumbledore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi1176 Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 MASTER CHIEF AND CORTANA FIGHT SOME RADICAL COVENANT ON THE PILLAR OF INFINITY AND GO INTO A METAL WORLD CALLED NEW PHEONIX WERE THEY MEET THE DIDACT AND HE DOES MODIFICATIONS TO JOHNSON'S ARMOR AND THE LIBRARIAN KILLS CORTANA WITH A NUKE AND MISTER CHEF KILLS THE LIBRARIAN BY STUFFING A GRENADE IN HER BREASTS. HE THEN GETS DEPRESSED GOES AWOL AND DEL TACO SENDS A FLEET OF LIBERATORS TO STOP THE EMPIRE FROM BUILDING DEATH START THREE. LONESTAR TRIES TO FIGHT OFF JUL' MDAMA WITH A JAM BOMB BUT FAILS AND JUL'MDAMA DECIDES TO GO ON VACATION BUT MISTER CHAF IS THERE AND THEY FIGHT ON THE BEACH AT A PLACE CALLED VALHALLA AND THEY BOT SURVIVE EXCEPT CHEEF IS HURT SO HE SEEKS OUT THE MAGICAL BEAST WHICH IS HALSEY BUT SHE CAN'T FIX HIM BECAUSE THE EGG HEADS SHOT OFF HER ARM SO THEY DECIDE TO MAKE CHIEF GO PLAY WITH LOCKE AND BUCK COMES OUT OF NO WERE AND HE HAS A THING FOR THUNDERTHIGHS EVEN THOUGH VALE IS AT HOME WATCHING THIS ALL GO DOWN SO VALE SENDS ONI AFTER BUCK BUT BUCK IS WITH LOCKE WHO IS ALSO ONI SO THEY DECIDE TO KILL ALL ONI GUYS EXCEPT LOCKE AND VALE AND THUNDER THIGHS THE LINDA SHOOTS EVERYONE EXCEPT THE PEOPLE SHE WAS AIMING FOR SO SHE TRIES TO HEAL JORGE BUT HE'S BEEN DEAD SINCE REACH SO FRED GOES TO ONI'S NEW OFFICE IN THE TOWN OF CHICAGO WERE HE WANTS TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO JOHN 117.0 TO BE LIKE HIS BUDDY ONLY CHEEF GETS JEALOUS AND SHOOTS THE HELL OUTA FRED AND KELLY GETS MAD AND LEAVES AND CHAF SAYS BBBY COME BACK I HAZ RECONZ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guts Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 Everyone in Blue Team and Fireteam Osiris get shanked. Buck gets shanked many many times to make sure he doesn't live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachyboy50 Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 The game begins, and you play through the 1st minute of each mission. You are then sent to a 15 hour cutscene, 14.9 hours of it are credits 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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