Yoshi1176 Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 (edited) Late Reviews With Yoshi Volume 2: Pong The game the old people thought was "hip" Today I played Pong. A very hyped up game that everyone has been talking about lately. I will give you my review and depending on the score you can decide to pick it up or not. I will review important aspects of the game and rate them out of 10. 10/10 being the best. Gameplay: 3/10 Well it runs very smoothly because you literally just move a little bar up and down for an hour or so. Each level remains the same and provides very little entertainment. It's almost as bad as watching a twelve year old 360 no scope his friend in CoD: Black Ops 4 Population: 0/10 The population is a max of two. Not like it matters, you probably don't even have a friend to play with. Bugs: 10/10 Well, this game has no bugs! The game is so simple you can't screw it up! This is great because most games that come out have so many bugs it's nearly unplayable *cough* MCC *cough* Graphics: 7/10 Well it's black and white and features two blocks and one ball. They did it well I guess. There isn't much but whats there could be in a museum. Campaign: -10/10 Well this game literally does not have a campaign. Hell, you literally have one objective that you do over and over again. That's why I give Destiny -10/10. Oh wait were talking about Pong, well it still doesn't have a campaign even after numerous patches and DLC's. The fact that you literally have one control is a bit boring because you just go up and down a few times hoping the ball doesn't get past ya Ping Pong Playas. This game scored alright considering it is one of the most boring games ever next to Destiny. Out of 50 "Pong" scores 10. This is awful and the game will never become famous for any reason ever. If you do decide you want to pick it up, it releases on November 29th 1972. Edited April 20, 2015 by Yoshi1176 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drizzy_Dan Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 I've been a hardcore Pong fan for a long time and I'm so mad that it's becoming just like CoD with its ordinance drops and sprinting. Bring back old Pong. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unease Peanut Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 Was thinking about picking this game up. Thanks for talking me out of it, it seems that doing this would've been a grave mistake! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 So I decided to play some old fashioned pong yesterday. (Just got it) The game is terrible. Not only does my joystick have a really touchy senititvity. But the paddle thing isn't even up to a centimeter long! I mean, come on! The balls bigger than my paddle. Which isn't a good thing. 2/10 Giving it 2 stars because I rage quit and walked away and came back to see I was beating the AI without having to do anything. So helped my win/loss ratio. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pbrabbit Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 An exciting, beautiful, exact review of the past says Pbrabbit. Riveting beyong belief. It is like Yoshi's word's fly right off the page! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi1176 Posted April 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 An exciting, beautiful, exact review of the past says Pbrabbit. Riveting beyong belief. It is like Yoshi's word's fly right off the page! Hahaha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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