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Halo is not what you think it is...


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It is with deep thought that I make this post.


 


This has been going on for a while now, and I'm sure many of you are familiar with this, but here it goes:


 


Halo. Halo has 4 letters. Letters. Letters has 7 letters. 4 plus 7 is 11. Halo: The Master Chief Collection was released on the 11th of November 2014. Do you know what that means? Yes. You guessed it. That is 1 day after the 10th of November 2014. 11 plus 1 is 12. There have been 12 Halo games announced all together. The first Halo game to be released in the Reclaimer Saga is Halo 4. 12 divided by 4 is 3. Halo 3 was released on 25th of September 2007. If you pay close attention to this date, you will realise that is 25/09/2007. 2 + 5 + 0 + 9 + 2 + 0 + 0 + 9 is 27. Charlie 27 was a UNSC Army unit operating in New Alexandria, Reach. The Fall of Reach first began on July 24th, 2552 and ended on August 30th 2552. It lasted for 37 days. 3 + 7 is 10. Sector 10 was a sector in the city of New Mombasa, Kenya on Earth.


 


If we looks on the map, we can see the Equator crosses Kenya. The word 'Equator' has 7 letters. Seven is Bungie's favourite number. 7 multiplied by 7 is 49. 343 Industries replaced Bungie. 7 multiplied by 49 is 343. I bet you never saw that coming. MLG used to be big on Halo. MLG. MLG is 3 letters long. Do you know what has 3 sides? A square. Here's where it gets complicated. The word 'square' has 6 letters. The word 'six' has 3 letters. Do you know what 3 sixes make? 18. 18 multiplied by 37 is 666. Yes, that is right. 6 x 6 x 6 is 216. The BR85HB SR Battle Rifle seen in halo 4 can carry a maximum of 216 rounds.


 


Ok now, listen in closely because this is the important part...


 


Frank O'Conner has a cat that weighs 22 pounds.


 


Hal0 is Lumin4rty Confrmd


Edited by Blake Belladonna
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You forgot something...

 

*Drops Link*

 

 

I remembered that, but couldn't find a more suitable music. Not sure about the name of the piece I was looking for. This one works better with spotting pointless triangle IMO. ;)

 

This is what i was referring too...

 

Psst, it's a parody of the stupid 'theories' out there.

 

My whole life is a lie...

 

But Bungie loved the number seven, and stopped making halo games... followed by Halo 4... 7-4=3.

 

I leave the rest to your imagination.

 

Yes, that's where the squares come in.

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