Unease Peanut Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 (Tissue's are underneath the seats) I want to thank you all for coming to the funeral of maybe one of the best members ever, of all time Unease P1nknut His demise was way too soon as he was way too young to leave us. I remember when he first appeared. It was a hectical April fool's day and nobody was sure he was the one they call MoM. But fortunatly, he was. Although he had recieved the most shoutbox bans in the history of the forum, I think we can all say he was the best MoM ever, of all time. But let's find redemption in knowing he's in a better place now, among the praised MoM's in the hall of fame. And let's rejoyce that we we're able to experience such greatness. And that we will recieve another member in his place. Now I would like a moment of silence while we play this song. :cray: :cray: *cough* Thank you all for bearing with me through this hectic time of my life. You can leave flowers and cards on the pedestal here (This was what I found when I googled pedestal... Don't ask me how) Please feel free to take some gift bags on your way out. They contain gluten free cookies, some coca cola light, TicTac's and pistachio's. And thank you again for coming. Side note: This was just a joke. Nobody actually died. Maybe me a little on the inside... Do not take this too seriously! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delpen9 Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 I'm the head of the Biographic Committee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeckoningZebra1 Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Goodbye P1nknut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drizzy_Dan Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Dearly beloved, We are gathered here today to honor the p1nknut's time as our Member of the Month. He did a great job attending Events, actively using the Shoutbox, and especially at being a good role model for other members. They all say '1v1 me bro' almost the same way he did but not quite there. P1nknut had more fire in his challenges and determination. Even if you don't have an Xbox he would challenge you. Thank you all for joining us in his remembrance. Please leave any offerings (money, cookies, pizza, human hearts), in the sink I brought here today. Lastly thank you p1nknut for being a great MoM. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 It looks like you... Lost your MoM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi1176 Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 This has to be one of the best MoM posts ever. *lays flower on grave* You were a great MoM... Hope you enjoyed your month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composite Armour Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Dibs on his stuff. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi1176 Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Dibs on his stuff. Forgot about that... wanna share? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unease Peanut Posted April 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Dibs on his stuff. Forgot about that... wanna share? Unfortunately, Unease P1nknut did not have any possesions. So none will be handed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composite Armour Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Well not anymore. This backpack is very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Take the corpse maybe we can sell it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Pass on the torch, P1nknut. Pass on the torch... no no, don't light the forums on fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unease Peanut Posted April 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Say what now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Composite Armour Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 wow such paint much spray so fire many azaxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Intel Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 It was an honour having P1nknut as April's MoM, it's ashame to see him expire. Bye P1nknut. *dramatic moment of silence* -Spartan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 1 liek = 1 cry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Make_Big_Boom Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 And so on this hallowed day, a great many Forumites... (Forites, Fomites, Forumi whatever) wept deeply for our beloved MoMs departure... He shall never be forgotten. Alright now that that's over, let's discuss the matter of distribution of possessions, as stated in P1nknut's will... ALL VALUABLE POSSESSIONS HEARBY ARE GIVEN TO THE GRACIOUS, AND OVERLY CAUSTIC JOSEPH JAMES SELF DESTRUCTION. CABOOSE ALSO GETS P1NKNUT'S PRESERVED FECES. LASTLY LEDGEND1221 GETS A VERY SPECIAL BOX CONTAINING P1NKNUT'S COVETED COLLECTION OF ASSORTED HUMAN BONES AND REMAINS + 1 FREE SUBMISSION TO KICK JUSTIN BEIBER IN THE FACE TAX FREE. *sobs* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose The Ace Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 I am like totally selling P1NKNUT'S PRESERVED FECES. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Kenway Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Ew Caboose. Now onto the post: *sobbing* P1nknut was my bestest friend and now he is gone from this world I will miss him very much his death came too quick he was so young and now I have no one to play tag with or fly kites with. I'm sorry for my outburst I just miss him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GryffinGuy007 Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Leik dis if u cry evrytim. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rue Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 It was well deserved. They come and go, but the best are always remembered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinreaper Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Still cant believe my P1nknut name suggestion stuck! Lmao. Long live a great MoM!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unease Peanut Posted May 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 And so... It has been done. I'll be just sobbing in the corner over there if you need me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delpen9 Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Unease, you look so drab now, like the bags that peanuts are stowed in. Before you were part of the pink cotton candy/peanut duo. The best word to describe you now is bland, unless you consider the colorless salty speckles; but you aren't a pretzel, so no one cares about the salt. Sad indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unease Peanut Posted May 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Unease, you look so drab now, like the bags that peanuts are stowed in. Before you were part of the pink cotton candy/peanut duo. The best word to describe you now is bland, unless you consider the colorless salty speckles; but you aren't a pretzel, so no one cares about the salt. Sad indeed. Way to cheer somebody up >.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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